She watches TV instead of fucking me! Posted February 18th, 2008 in Dr Thatslife Advice

 Judas, 36 from Harare (wherever the fuck that is) writes…

“I am married to a nice lady, we have one kid aged 4 years. The problem I have is that my woman likes watching TV till late nearly everyday. I normally want to retire early for bed due to work commitments. This arrangement is affecting our sexual life. Can you please advise how best we can resolve the problem?”

 Dr Thatslife has this to say…

Whoaa there, it doesn’t sound like your problem is affecting your sexual life, it sounds like you DON’T HAVE a sexual life. Well, we all know you’ve got busy with her at least once, so that’s a start. If she’s gonna sit there and watch TV for the rest of your life long voyage together - you better sit her down and start talking about this! Its basically the TV or you.

Do you make it interesting for her? Do you entice her with any level of encouragement. Or do you just sit in the bedroom with your wang hanging out waiting for her to trample over the dogs and cats to get in the room and bang you all night long!?

After you talk to her about the fact that her watching TV every night just doesn’t cut it, help her along… During the day, say suggestive things about possible romp sessions that upcoming night…Refer to common objects in a sexual way…When your in the bedroom or your house, kitchen, wherever, make the move on her! Why not? She’s your wife!

If she isn’t getting the hint, or it appears she really isn’t interested at all… You better start thinking long and hard about how long you want to put up with this shit. Think about it - the physical stuff is an important part of a relationship. You don’t want to depend on having a tug of war with Cyclops to satisfy your urges for the rest of your life do you?

That’s life!