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I keep biting down on their dicks!

Posted February 27th, 2008 in Dr Thatslife Advice

 Megan, 15 from New Hampshire writes…

“I was at my best friend’s Lauren’s house, and she had introduced me to her stepbrother. We hit it off really great, and then he asked me to give him head. I had never given anybody head before, so I was kind of nervous. About 45 minutes later, he came. Seeing that I had never given anybody head before, it scared me and I bit down on his dick. The next morning, he had told Lauren. And before I knew it, the whole school knew. Now everyone calls me Nippy. Since then, I’ve given two other guys head, and my actions have repeated. Please help!!! Thanx, Megan.”

 Dr Thatslife has this to say…

Hmmm, sounds like you’re a pretty busy girl. First off, I find it amazing that you just meet someone and that same day your bobbing on his cock, on demand!? Can you seriously expect me to sympathize with you when you then tell me he’s spreading stuff around about you?

Didn’t anything possibly blink on and off in your head like, “Hmmm, he seems pretty sexually comfortable about asking me to do stuff on him, I don’t know the guy, there’s a chance I could end up with oral herpies or something?” Didn’t you stop to think half a second?

I bet I would be even more amazed if you told me the time span between blowing this first guy and the other two, probably a couple weeks. In which case, you now have a reputation of piping guys. They will use you and abuse you to the fullest extend of the “bastard male code” when they find this sort of thing out.

You see, the first guy finds out that you give head on command, he tells his friends, and before you know it they are lined up down the street to take advantage of you and your free tricks. Voila, the two other guys. They knew you were going to give it to them and surely enough, they came around looking for some.

You’ll get whatever you deserve until you clean up your act, respect yourself, and start finding out more about these guys before you suck them off.

As for your bite problem… You’re 15, inexperienced and probably getting into all this faster than you should be. Of course you are going to be a bit freaked out by some guy blowing his load in your mouth for the first time. Slow down, find someone that actually gives a shit about you, and then experience this sort of thing with a person that cares.

That, Megan, is my advise to you.




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